A little ride to the pumpkin patch.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

odes to potty training

there once was a girl who wore undies
she thought that they were so fundies
she made pee pee in the potty
but the poops were still naughty
that adorable girl who wore undies

roses are red
violets are blue
I just bought some oxy
to clean panties of poo


take your pick.

8 comments:

kw87 said...

um, violets are NOT blue. Remember?
-Dorothy

The Allreds said...

eeeewwwwwwwwww!
glad those days are behind me. just have to be cautious of the car sickness at every turn...no pun intended : )

Just one tall girl named Laurel said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny. Gross, but funny. At least you can rhyme about it all.

Anonymous said...

ok. shame on you for using the p word, and for making me too:)

Two and a half was our average age
When potty training hit the stage
We're glad it's over--they've flown the coop
No more pee and no more poop.

p.s. the 'naughty' poem gets my vote, with the roses are red coming in second.

Katie said...

Ahhh, you know it's good when Mom joins in!

Michelle said...

i'm here to attest to the poopies and pee
that have infiltrated the stewart family
the panties are hung by the shower with care
in hopes that the poopies will no longer be there.

you are high-larious, sister.

Katie said...

Michelle, I'm dying.

Jessica G. said...

I feel (and smell) your pain!